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Luke Skywalker Admits Attending Ceremony for Intergalactic Terrorist

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Terrorist sympathiser, Luke Skywalker, at Sith Lord’s funeral

Luke Skywalker was accused of ‘disturbing behaviour’ last night after admitting he attended a ceremony for a an intergalactic terrorist.

The celebrated Jedi visited a ceremony on the Forest Moon of Endor, where Sith Lord, Darth Vader, was funeralised.

A known servant of the evil Galactic Empire, Darth Vader is thought to have been responsible for numerous deaths, including conspiring to destroy entire planets, such as the destruction of Alderaan.

A blogger with no political background commented, “It is shocking that any Jedi would participate in a ceremony honouring a man involved in the vicious murder of millions of innocent people.”

A Twitter going by the handle ‘@TatooineFirst’ has demanded an explanation, spurring a backlash from around the galaxy.

A random person with a Twitter account replied, “There are NO extenuating circumstances or alternative perspectives when it comes to terror! And there is certainly no room for nuance.”

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