Alternative Facts for the Chronically Disillusioned

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11-Year-Old has ‘No Potential’ Says Dad

11-Year-Old has ‘No Potential’ Says Dad

A father from Fossilbrock West has written to his MP begging her to build a grammar school in his neighbourhood, because he feels his child is holding back children who ‘have a hope’.

Cecil Chalk consistently underperforms at school but does not suffer from learning disabilities or diagnosable behavioural problems.

Woman Who Wasn’t There Survives Westminster Attack

Woman Who Wasn’t There Survives Westminster Attack

Alternative Facts for the Chronically Disillusioned Somebody else, somewhere else, on a different day. The family of Phyllis Menhenick, 92, from Penzance, were delighted to discover that she hadn't been killed in the attack that took place at Westminster yesterday...

Asian Grooming Gangs Shampooed My Poodle

Asian Grooming Gangs Shampooed My Poodle

Millicent Maddison from Croydon has taken to social media to find out who abducted and shampooed her dog, Poochie. She believes he was taken by an Asian grooming gang whilst frolicking in a fountain just 100 yards from the cake shop where she buys his daily cupcake.

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